By lonelyinlondon - 21/08/2009 02:06 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend threw me a going-away party. During the party, I caught him in my bedroom hooking up with my friend because "you're leaving soon anyway so it doesn't matter." I'll only be gone for 6 weeks. FML
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katherinebby17 28

dump his ass

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rockmyworld 0

yeah, seriously, he's an idiot! dump him if you haven't already and then... key his car egg his house tell everybody his (and her) deepest secrets 'accidentaly' push him in into the thames send hate mail or, just take the high road and forget about him. he's not worth it

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katherinebby17 28

dump his ass

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genius_man16 0

she should dump the friend too. Seriously, what "friend" does that? Talk about slutty mcslutterson.

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AvinG 0

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BioProject 0

OMG, BURIED! Blessing in disguise, for now you know he's an asshole.

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gu355_wh0 0

hahah fourth on here! simply go beyond dumping, BURN HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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rockmyworld 0

yeah, seriously, he's an idiot! dump him if you haven't already and then... key his car egg his house tell everybody his (and her) deepest secrets 'accidentaly' push him in into the thames send hate mail or, just take the high road and forget about him. he's not worth it

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invision1994 0

I vote take the high road here, taking revenge on people is idiotic and immature. Be the better person.

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HealthKitt 15

Pushing him into the Thames from Ontario would be impressive.

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RESTAREA 0

I guess we now know why he was excited enough to throw you a going-away party for a 6 week trip.

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NaziZombie 0

8, its like infity but sideways

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BabaBlackShirt 0

SUCKS FOR YOU

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lmfaowww 0

At least you will be away while he's having a festival in his pants. Parties rock.

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