BFF

By imabadperson - 06/03/2010 12:24 - United States

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML
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wanijima 0

I do things like that sometimes, but joking about an awkward subject to try and make things less awkward? Uh... YDI, imo.

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yourfaceninja 1

i don't think that's a good first impression of yourself.

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quikwit1212 0

Says the person who isn't bothered by speaking terrible English and can't spell stupid.

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orangesodaftw 0

And the dumbass of the year award for best awkward moment goes to....you Op! Congratulations!!!!

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Yeyo_23 0

why fyl? that just means ppl trust you

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blastvortex 3

Yeah? Do you mean that masquerading as something that you're not carries the potential to cause problems? That's an amazing revelation, OP!

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KaitHud 0

Hmm. You said you "introduce" yourself as a sex addict, but then you said one of your "friends" said they are a **** addict. I smell bullshit. FYL for making shit up on FML.

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intensitive 11

They clearly became friends after she introduced herself.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Or she was with some new people and some actual friends and upon her confession, they opened up as well

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Anextase 0

OP could be with a friend and, also, people that he/she didn't know. Sometimes you don't know EVERYONE in a group. So you introduce yourselves. This was just the crappiest way ever.

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bethan1 4

Better become a sex addict fast before he figures out you were lying!

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xxrogerthatxx 19

lmfao I started crying when I read that shit. op is prolly not even attractive

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gingersnapper 0

Heh, if you were hot, my response would've been 'Awesome. My place is just X minutes from here". YDI for not expecting people to take you up on it, you tease.

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

if someone is actually a sex addict then they shouldn't "expect" people to try to have sex with them because of it. that's like saying if a person confesses to being a drug addict, they should expect to be offered heroin. or people who say they have an alcohol problem should expect to be offered liquor.

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gingersnapper 0

You WOULDN'T offer a drug addict heroin? That's not very hospitable of you, kaleidoscope.

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

never offer free drugs to a junkie, they forget that you did once their high is over and then bitch at you to try and get more!

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