FML : Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML

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Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Foot In Mouth / Wednesday 13 July 2016 02:46 / United States - Bentonville

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By lilycups | 11

#6649074 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:12

Do you actually do porn or was that an instinctual joke?

By MDoremis | 38

#6649066 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:01

That escalated quickly.

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By melissawarren | 7

#6649065 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:00

Well shit...

By MDoremis | 38

#6649066 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:01

That escalated quickly.

By anonymoususer070 | 17

#6649069 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:03

Haha, why would that even come to mind during something like that? Hopefully you didn't lose the client and they have a sense of humor :)

By ulissey_fml | 22

#6649071 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:08

So it's fetish porn, hey ? Maybe the assistant liked what you did with that foot ...

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Casual_Cthulhu | 12

#6649409 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 21:57

I see what you did there

By lilycups | 11

#6649074 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:12

Do you actually do porn or was that an instinctual joke?

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KayDee29 | 31

#6649084 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:23

I'm also curious about this.

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ThrottleJockey | 34

#6649239 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 16:25

And please provide links, for research purposes.

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Malsain_fml | 10

#6649290 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 17:41

#16 Agreed! I wonder if it's a girl or a guy!

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KayDee29 | 31

#6649528 - Thursday 14 July 2016 1:55

#16 yes, I'm doing an extensive research on this specific subject. All the research.

By Tomato_Cheese | 22

#6649075 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:12

Uhmmm...

By hardcorefan16 | 22

#6649078 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:17

You just screwed yourself over.

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obvious_lee | 9

#6649125 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 11:49

No, no... that's in the porn.

By chelsmokes | 13

#6649093 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:37

Why??? How is this a thing that you just blurted out?? Lol

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Colon_Man | 17

#6649302 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 18:14

I'm vegan.

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MrGarrett26 | 11

#6649347 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 19:49

that's a pretty common joke when someone says another looks familiar

By hiddenUSERNAME | 27

#6649105 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:54

This needs a follow up

By species4872 | 19

#6649129 - Wednesday 13 July 2016 11:56

Sounds like a good thing to say. Did you give the client a sample tape?

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