By Foot In Mouth - 13/07/2016 02:46 - United States - Bentonville

Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 255
You deserved it 5 980
Work
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

lilycups 11
Send a private message

Do you actually do porn or was that an instinctual joke?

644 6
Reply Report
MDoremis 38
Send a private message

That escalated quickly.

296 10
Reply Report
Next

Comments

MDoremis 38
Send a private message

That escalated quickly.

296 10
Reply Report
anonymoususer070 17
Send a private message

Haha, why would that even come to mind during something like that? Hopefully you didn't lose the client and they have a sense of humor :)

58 3
Reply Report
ulissey_fml 22
Send a private message

So it's fetish porn, hey ? Maybe the assistant liked what you did with that foot ...

31 46
Reply Report
Casual_Cthulhu 12
Send a private message

I see what you did there

22 1
Reply Report
lilycups 11
Send a private message

Do you actually do porn or was that an instinctual joke?

644 6
Reply Report
KayDee29 31
Send a private message

I'm also curious about this.

62 3
Reply Report
ThrottleJockey 34
Send a private message

And please provide links, for research purposes.

77 5
Reply Report
Malsain_fml 10
Send a private message

#16 Agreed! I wonder if it's a girl or a guy!

4 22
Reply Report
KayDee29 31
Send a private message

#16 yes, I'm doing an extensive research on this specific subject. All the research.

11 3
Reply Report
hardcorefan16 22
Send a private message

You just screwed yourself over.

27 1
Reply Report
obvious_lee 9
Send a private message

No, no... that's in the porn.

82 0
Reply Report
chelsmokes 14
Send a private message

Why??? How is this a thing that you just blurted out?? Lol

16 3
Reply Report
MrGarrett26 11
Send a private message

that's a pretty common joke when someone says another looks familiar

11 1
Reply Report
hiddenUSERNAME 27
Send a private message

This needs a follow up

49 0
Reply Report
species4872 19

Sounds like a good thing to say. Did you give the client a sample tape?

19 2
Reply Report
Next