By Foot In Mouth - 13/07/2016 02:46 - United States - Bentonville

Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML
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Do you actually do porn or was that an instinctual joke?

That escalated quickly.

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That escalated quickly.

Haha, why would that even come to mind during something like that? Hopefully you didn't lose the client and they have a sense of humor :)

So it's fetish porn, hey ? Maybe the assistant liked what you did with that foot ...

I see what you did there

Do you actually do porn or was that an instinctual joke?

I'm also curious about this.

And please provide links, for research purposes.

#16 Agreed! I wonder if it's a girl or a guy!

#16 yes, I'm doing an extensive research on this specific subject. All the research.

You just screwed yourself over.

No, no... that's in the porn.

Why??? How is this a thing that you just blurted out?? Lol

that's a pretty common joke when someone says another looks familiar

This needs a follow up

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Sounds like a good thing to say. Did you give the client a sample tape?