By Foot In Mouth - 13/07/2016 02:46 - United States - Bentonville

Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 284
You deserved it 6 035

Same thing different taste

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Do you actually do **** or was that an instinctual joke?


Haha, why would that even come to mind during something like that? Hopefully you didn't lose the client and they have a sense of humor :)

ulissey_fml 22

So it's fetish ****, hey ? Maybe the assistant liked what you did with that foot ...

Do you actually do **** or was that an instinctual joke?

And please provide links, for research purposes.

Malsain_fml 10

#16 Agreed! I wonder if it's a girl or a guy!

#16 yes, I'm doing an extensive research on this specific subject. All the research.

obvious_lee 9

No, no... that's in the ****.

Why??? How is this a thing that you just blurted out?? Lol

that's a pretty common joke when someone says another looks familiar

species4872 19

Sounds like a good thing to say. Did you give the client a sample tape?