Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
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FluffyPandas156 13
If she's playing around with your feelings like that, she's not the one. File
callsign_banana 19
Then she's not the right one OP, trust me, you'll find a better person.
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Comments (48)
Thundaar25 11
Not to mean but I don't understand how you could misread your relationship that badly? Marriage is a Hugh step. How do you not know? And yes you dodged a bullet and hopefully you learned something for your next relationship. Sorry to place responsibility both places but it is warranted in this case.
marcranger 28
He didn't know because he obviously didn't talk to her beforehand. Never propose without knowing for sure that your partner will say yes! Sorry, OP, but YDI, at least the rejection.
madscientist_17 15
Wtf?! So sorry op but seriously, she's an idiot. She could have kindly said no instead of acting like that.
Rainyknights22 16
You should go deadpan too and say "ha. I was just joking."
jonomc 12
Your just like Mr T. In 80's video what to do when u fall over. Go look it up.
devans00 14
You dodged a bullet with that @sshole OP. You should definitely marry someone who cares about your feelings.
Fett143 3
I think the acting and sarcastic attitude of this "lady" makes her a bitch not the fact she said no.
Jaadde 24
Oh wow, that's cold.
patte_fml 19
In all honesty — to me she sounds like a ton of fun. If the OP cf made his proposal after just 1 year I'd find that to be an adequate way of dealing with the situation.
gobiteme2 34
op you dodge a bullet there it sounds like she was ready to fly from the chicken coop before now
Ultimate_Batman 28
can someone please tell me what OP means?
gobiteme2 34
Onion Peeler
EDGE1095 20
lmao #53 it means Original Pisser.
pockleboy 7
Trick her by saying you got something she really wanted, then do the same thing she did to you.