Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
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FluffyPandas156 13
If she's playing around with your feelings like that, she's not the one. File
callsign_banana 19
Then she's not the right one OP, trust me, you'll find a better person.
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Comments (48)
NYGiants1925 22
Wow that's ****** up. Maybe it's a good thing she said no.
Tripartita 44
She was probably not feeling that well after realizing she couldn't fly.
MonstreBelle 29
Give her a broomstick. Then the witch will be able to fly.
coffeelicious 11
She was possessed for a moment there before the rejection.
EDGE1095 20
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you should've punched her!
amileah13 26
So your first initial thought that is to punch a woman? Definitely keeping away from you if that's how you think. It's not okay to ever hit a woman and if it were the other way around, still wouldn't be okay to hit a man.
ladycoco8 20
I'll never understand women like this.
lavapants 15
lol she's a dick.
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
she prefers girls
worldclassrager 39
Oh my god!...Never in a million years OP...
By_The_9 13
It would be one thing if she wasn't ready for the commitment, but there was no reason for her to be a **** about it. You certainly deserve better treatment than that, OP. Some people I will never understand...
EyRaB 17
That's teasing getting taken to a whole new level