Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
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FluffyPandas156 13
If she's playing around with your feelings like that, she's not the one. File
callsign_banana 19
Then she's not the right one OP, trust me, you'll find a better person.
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Comments (48)
tinyalmeida 11
Wtf what a weird way to react! You deserve better OP, and I hope you find somebody who isn't so cold hearted!
faireanjell 5
Hope you broke up with her after that .. Anyone who would pull something like that doesn't have a heart
jonomc 12
Sounds to me like she is excited that she has a story to tell all her friends that makes how sound gorgeous. Your just a notch on her bedstead move on if I were you.
withered 30
Since she rejected you I assume you proposed out of the blue. Perhaps this will teach you that next time you want a huge step forward in a relationship you should talk about it with your partner and figure out wether they want it too? You know, just because you want to marry doesn't mean your partner wants too. And you really do deserve this for not talking it over with her. I have no idea why some people still think that such surprises are a good idea... YDI. Big time.
Drentiful 9
Woah. That's ****** up.
Fright_Master93 3
Wow, now I'm glad I'm single. BTW, ever heard of the song A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold? I'm not sayin' you should reenact the events of the beginning/middle of the music video but...
sukkaass 15
yeah she told me about that than we laughed for awhile then went to bed
DLBL 22
COLD. Ex-girlfriend now.