Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
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FluffyPandas156 13
If she's playing around with your feelings like that, she's not the one. File
callsign_banana 19
Then she's not the right one OP, trust me, you'll find a better person.
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Comments (48)
Yastafari 16
Bitch
SecundusSecunda 27
What the actual hell?
hatchetface33 4
She's a keeper!
janfleury 19
She is mean. Sorry OP I hope you find a gf that deserves you.
cuteputta 16
wow that escalated very quickly ... you will get better one soon...
anarchymaniac 22
Leave her
luvlu444 24
doesnt sound like shes mature enough to marry anyway
whatwhatwhaaat 10
Wow she sounds special...
Dominus101 20
Sounds likes she is immature or maybe hate to say it Bi Polar, careful with this one OP you don't want the headache trust me
Anikaaaaa 31
This really doesn't sound like someone who's bipolar at all. It's got nothing to do with that.
justanotherday7 7
Ok what kind of bitch did you propose to? Did you really date this kind of woman?