Beat it

By Morrowindwhore - 10/08/2009 22:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML
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Nothingness1 3

Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

ydi for being a fag nerd

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Spencer_CDS 0

In your defense, sir, Morrowind is an awesome game. PC or XBOX version?

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Spencer_CDS 0

#169 ... yours are clearly the words of someone who has never received oral sex whilst playing a video game.

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QuinnOfAnywhere 0

Clearly the words of a numbskull who has hormones coming out of his ass. And other things coming in it.

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Bobby64 29

Video games are fun, but please remember that they are COMPLETELY meaningless. Clocking in X hours on game Y doesn't make you a better human being. It's a little pathetic if you believe otherwise. And, on a similar note, having sex doesn't make you a better human being, either. YDI for getting into such a stupid, petty argument.

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spoooner 0

wtf? how is playing 30/300 hours something to be proud of?

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jstasilentscream 3

i don't understand why people around here give all these retarded comments, it's a really fun one, we have a friend we always rip on with the fact he hasn't got laid in ages, we call him "forever virgin" or V boy when he talks shit about owning us at videogames.

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QuinnOfAnywhere 0

As retarded as this comment may seem, and as poorly worded as it is, you are probably the only person with perspective that has commented. Thank you.

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