Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I beat my old college friend at CoD and mocked him vigorously, to which he replied, “Don’t feel bad for me, I have a hot wife, a baby on the way, and a house I paid off by selling my business. How are you?” I… won a video game. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Top comments
Dikkanen 0
Morrowind is AWESOME!
Nothingness1 3
Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]
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Comments (277)
khxx11 1
hahaha you got owned
aaaaa12345_fml 0
ydi for being a fag nerd
Spencer_CDS 0
In your defense, sir, Morrowind is an awesome game. PC or XBOX version?
Spencer_CDS 0
#169 ... yours are clearly the words of someone who has never received oral sex whilst playing a video game.
QuinnOfAnywhere 0
Clearly the words of a numbskull who has hormones coming out of his ass. And other things coming in it.
Bobby64 29
Video games are fun, but please remember that they are COMPLETELY meaningless. Clocking in X hours on game Y doesn't make you a better human being. It's a little pathetic if you believe otherwise. And, on a similar note, having sex doesn't make you a better human being, either. YDI for getting into such a stupid, petty argument.
spoooner 0
wtf? how is playing 30/300 hours something to be proud of?
jstasilentscream 3
i don't understand why people around here give all these retarded comments, it's a really fun one, we have a friend we always rip on with the fact he hasn't got laid in ages, we call him "forever virgin" or V boy when he talks shit about owning us at videogames.
iloveespresso 0
PWNED
unhacked21 0
Your both NWBS
QuinnOfAnywhere 0
As retarded as this comment may seem, and as poorly worded as it is, you are probably the only person with perspective that has commented. Thank you.