Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I beat my old college friend at CoD and mocked him vigorously, to which he replied, “Don’t feel bad for me, I have a hot wife, a baby on the way, and a house I paid off by selling my business. How are you?” I… won a video game. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Dikkanen 0
Morrowind is AWESOME!
Nothingness1 3
Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]
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dacoda 0
I've got 30 on each COD and 500 on MW, and I've had sex. I'd respect the man that had spent his spare time doing something other than videogames. Be glad you did something worth while with the time he spent slaying rats and collecting glass daggers. Too bad I can't say the same.
19zo19 0
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
RuralNinja 0
I've put in probably 50+ hours on Cod 1-3, about 150 on 4, and about 100 on 5, plus another 300ish on Morrowind, and have had sex, BEAT THAT!
DaddyzgURL_109 0
That sux fo you hahahaha do us all a favor and get laid
xorgasmicx 0
How would that be doing any of us a favor?
Zic_fml 7
I guess that yields this formula: Getting laid= Number of hrs spent time playing^-2
open_book 0
wasting that much time on a video game is nothing to brag about...
gmoney423 0
300 hours in morrowind is nothing to be ashamed of. you may have played through half of its total content by now.
warmll 0
you should have replied, "My dick, beat that." :)
doberhound 0
Fail, you should have said "I had sex with a girl." He never specified.
Magic_and_Sword 0
I commend you on your 300 hours of play time! Morrowind is the best. Not sure how many hours I've played, but I know it's a lot. I think I'm going to go play Morrowind now...
Plangkye 3
Oh totally, man. Morrowind has eaten up more hours of my life than I can count, and at least half of those hours are from modding it. And fangirling over Aryon. And trying to mod him into a love interest for the female PC. And writing fan fiction about how my character is in such a terribly messy love triangle... uh, FML, honestly.
Magic_and_Sword 0
Hey, are you the same person who is writing The Witch and the Ashlander? And who also made that lovely fanart of Julan with the clannfears?