Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I beat my old college friend at CoD and mocked him vigorously, to which he replied, “Don’t feel bad for me, I have a hot wife, a baby on the way, and a house I paid off by selling my business. How are you?” I… won a video game. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Top comments
Dikkanen 0
Morrowind is AWESOME!
Nothingness1 3
Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]
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Comments (277)
jennayyydoll 0
WOW. This is the lamest thing I have ever heard. I love games and all. I play them a lot. But hell I would much rather have sex with my boyfriend. You need to get laid.
Random_Name 0
haha i totally agree.. and morrowind sucks anyway... lol... at least waste your time on a good game...
HFcinfinity 0
oblivion is better and op your life sucks dude lol have and 3some with 2 women and you will beat him :P
hockeyfan147 0
ha ha ha
Deathbreak 0
Well, I've also put in 100+ hours on morrowind. I know you did "have sex" but it was in morrowind with mods. Mods are... amazing.
wheat_thin 0
I've spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty, over 300 hours on Morrowind, AND had sex. BEAT THAT!
wheat_thin 0
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CherryNinja2 0
Ok it's one thing if he said he had sex and played Call of duty for 30 hours... it's another thing that you couldn't even at least come up with a lie to beat that!
skylinediver 0
Call of Duty is a ******* horrible game. Your friend probably had sex with some ugly fat chick AND he plays shitty games. What a life.
TheRedWaterbug 0
I'll bet you're still wondering why you haven't had sex, as you play your 350th hour.
Rincewind_fml 0
I definitely re-installed Morrowind after reading this. It was good.