Virginity, Gamers and Intimacy: Beat it

Beat it

By Morrowindwhore - 10/08/2009 22:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML

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Same thing different taste

By gibbette - 28/04/2013 17:32 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

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Sore loser, even sorer winner

By Silent Fan 2022 - 24/11/2023 22:00

Today, I beat my old college friend at CoD and mocked him vigorously, to which he replied, “Don’t feel bad for me, I have a hot wife, a baby on the way, and a house I paid off by selling my business. How are you?” I… won a video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By anonymous - 20/02/2010 01:47 - Ireland

Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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By SeaBind - 16/11/2014 00:41 - United States - Saginaw

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

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Soon

By Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 10:39 - Australia

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

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Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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Dikkanen 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:02

Morrowind is AWESOME!

Nothingness1 3

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:57

Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]

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Matty_No9 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:49

i play cod5 quite often and i have a live in girlfriend haha and i dont even know what the hell morrowind is ha

Stragler 0

Monday 24 August 2009 9:15

Uh... I wouldn't think sex is that great that you couldn't beat it at all. I mean seriously. I consider writing a song that tons of people like to be way better than sex. It lasts longer in the long run.

OZ035 0

Friday 28 August 2009 19:37

Too easy! Your remark should have been, "I'm a virgin. Beat That!". Find me a woman that doesn't like virgins. Unless you live in Compton and you're going to get killed before you turn 20. The effects of birth control on a female sucks alot worse than a male having to wear a condom. Another words kid. Get your ass to the store and buy a condom so that when the opportunity comes, you come. Friends who are girls are good. Making friends with more guys when your goal is to get laid is bad. Start with one girl. When you have two girls that are friends then you have twice the chance of succeeding.