Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I beat my old college friend at CoD and mocked him vigorously, to which he replied, “Don’t feel bad for me, I have a hot wife, a baby on the way, and a house I paid off by selling my business. How are you?” I… won a video game. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Dikkanen 0
Morrowind is AWESOME!
Nothingness1 3
Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]
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div01 2
30 days = 720 hours. 720 > 300 hours. your friend played more than you and had sex. you have failed. Feel free to email me for more math-made-easy. [email protected] :)
star_ver 0
You have failed basic reading. It says 30 hours, not 30 days, moron. So math made easy for you: 300 hours > 30 hours. It's pretty easy when you actually read.
ryte1 1
he was referring to comment #41, someone who logged 30 Days worth of playing time... math was correct
Kiwi_Splash 0
Would you like some ice to that burn?
div01 2
in response to my own comment, i misread that fml thinking ur friend had said 30 days rather than hours. my bad :( by the way..why is it so hard to get that daedric longbow or whatever? i got one mad easy in oblivion..
xorgasmicx 0
It's probably because there's no level scaling in Morrowind. In Morrowind, if you want an artifact, you gotta look until you find it, in Oblivion, you powerlevel for 5 minutes, go to the nearest oblivion gate, and get instant daedric, glass, and ebony weapons, coupled with hard-to-find ingredients, scrolls, potions and the like, and a Sigil Stone to boot. I remember in Morrowind, if you wanted an enchantment, you had to deal with an expensive-yet-usually-crappy default enchanted item, find loads of cash to buy a good soulgem and then pay gobs of cash to an enchanter to make one for you, use the soultrap glitch for perma-spells, or risk losing your soulgem and a shit-load of confidence by trying to make your own with the enchant skill. Speaking of which, did anyone ever have Enchant as one of their major or minor skills?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Yeah well, *I've* had sex for over 300 hours. So there. Internets is closed.
abHowitzer 0
I've had sex for the past two years, Morrowind still wins.
RatedRKO4Life 0
call of duty ****** rulesssssss
doggie3 0
And why is everyone having sex before their married? I don't think it's right. And I'm not a prude.
donnadiane 0
Oblivion is better. :D
dedman_walking 0
you got owned, and yeah oblivion is good but not as good as cod4
Tippssy 0
I have a save file on Pokemon Diamond of over 550 hours that I started in November 2008 while in college. Also while in college, my girlfriend and I had sex about 10 times a week. Beat that.