Beat it

By Morrowindwhore - 10/08/2009 22:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML
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Nothingness1 3

Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]

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chexmixbmx 0

what the hell i morrowwind

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I hope that premarital sex comment wasn't directed at me. I've been married for 4 years and was a virgin on my wedding nite. So was my husband. And I've still had 300* hours of sex. Beat that. *approximated number

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flinkpamingo 0

That's what you get when you get in a pissing match with someone who can piss higher. You get tinkled on.

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andlifesuxagain 0

You are a Virgin because youre fat and no one likes fatties, get off the computer and go exercise. Shit I bet Quagmire wouldnt even do you.

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Hermyoni 0

I laughed at this one because I can picture a conversation like this actually taking place. Sucks to be you not getting laid but don't feel bad for playing video games.

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jessicax0 0

I would start playing Oblivion if you want sex.. YDI.

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adelaide_evening 0

Just go to the House of Earthly Delights in Balmora. Maybe it'll make up for your lack of a sex life?

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Magic_and_Sword 0

The House of Earthly Delights is in Suran >_>

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xorgasmicx 0

Not if you have the Balmora Expanded mod. Otherwise, yeah.

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TonyHighwind 0

YDI, but I feel your pain my fellow gamer. Put some points in CHA, get some decent threads, and get the hell out there and chat up some chicks.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

300 hours? ive played 400 hours of halo and still get my hands on more bumper than a mechanic, so you got no excuse, man...just get out there and find yourself a nice girl. or dude...whatever your preference is, I'm not going to presume to know...point is, go find someone u like and then get busy....immediately...ok ok, so i probably havent played over 40 hours on halo...you caught me...just go get laid already...

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

totally just realized something awesome. if you read this or just about any other comment and imagine Norm MacDonald saying it, it's almost automatically hilarious...try it

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