Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML
Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML
Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
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iltby 3
That's rescue work for you. Good on you anyway.
dickster 0
At least he was cute?
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Comments (48)
ken328 0
awww it loves you <3
misslizz327 0
awww thats so sweet that you volunteer like that. thank u
Independantlove 0
nom nom nom ;) sucks 2 be u! but come on, it's not THAT bad think about it. mothers get barfed on daily for the first 4 years of their kids life xD
SAMHAlN 0
beat it to death
skyeyez9 24
My dog barfed inside my new car once: it landed in between the passenger seat and center console.
Einstein714 0
kinda harsh with the bitch comment, I bet she's sweet.
pinktink91 0
at least it was from a cute puppy, right?
SkullCanddi 0
Well At Least He Was Happy To See You(:
fullmetalshrimp 0
Beats human puke. I'd prefer dog puke over human's any day. Just saying. xD
nikki9tails 3
dogs roll around walk around anything is possible dogs can be messy lol