Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML
Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML
Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
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Top comments
iltby 3
That's rescue work for you. Good on you anyway.
dickster 0
At least he was cute?
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Comments (48)
CarmeloAnthony 0
unlucky
GrammerNazi1000 8
barfalicious!
sheribb 5
u know u liked it ;p
ilovenerds_ 1
Mmmm.. Tasty stuff, right there...
_TONGAN_ 5
mans best friend...
CitrusGirl 0
35 YDI for trying to be funny and failing
DocBastard 38
This is a great fight, really. But proff needs to come up with a better retort than "YDI for ..." How about "F you and your face!" Try that one. Yours sounds like elementary school stuff.
Siji 0
Quick Pikachu, Iron Deficiency Tail! :)
DocBastard 38
Hahaha!!! The iron deficiency...uh tail...um... Wait, what?
DocBastard 38
Banned again? Pray, for what did you get banned the first time? Do tell!
Silenthunter 0
45 GTFA? You mean GTFO
DocBastard 38
I believe the A is for "away" rather than "out." It took me a second. I'm still waiting for my story. I have a feeling it's a story filled with drama and intrigue.
DocBastard 38
Aww, now I have the sadness. :(
aardvarkish 16
YDI for encouraging the troll... like I just did...
DocBastard 38
I know, I know. I don't like feeding trolls either, but every now and then it's fun to poke a sleeping snake. it can either lead to a huge adrenaline rush or a trip to the ER. Or in this case, nothing at all.
scabrakazaam 0
PUPPIES!!!! xD
xNephilim 18
You're stupid. Jeez, get a life and use your ******* brain.
JokeMeister 0
If you are not he, that's identity fraud. I'm just saying.
4evanucks 0
second
Metzler31 17
third....
CarmeloAnthony 0
would you like a medal...?
4evanucks 0
of course!! thanks for offering;)
iEmily 0
Yuck.
4evanucks 0
good for u for helping out tho. I dnt think it cudda made ur face n e worse!! jjk
MarkSeattle 0
thanks for helping the shelter animals. but you have to expect pee poop and vomit it's what makes the cute puppy smell ;)
FrEsHpRiNcE916 0
I think he sat in it after it happen.. thus making his tail a vomit flinger.lol
cars819 0
grossss
sweetdreams20 0
r
maya_papaya 0
he probably barfed and moved around and it's wagging tail made contact with it, you pretty bitch.
dickster 0
At least he was cute?
insertclevername_fml 0
It's almost like your friend's children. They're adorable until they spit up..then you just want to hand them back to their mom. But if it's your own child..who cares? :-)
jonan1212 5
gross!
insertclevername_fml 0
rawr (: