Dogs, Awkward and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By PicklesMcRaptor - 25/03/2012 11:59 - United States - Miami

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

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You deserved it 3 583

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 291

You deserved it 44 865

By chris - 09/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML

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You deserved it 10 779

By Anonymous - 05/06/2012 19:34 - United States - Pocatello

Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 706

You deserved it 6 820

By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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You deserved it 32 614

So cute

By Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 1 194

By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 373

You deserved it 6 379

By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 240

You deserved it 2 811

By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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You deserved it 3 555

By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 159

You deserved it 9 122

By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 824

You deserved it 6 003

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 25 March 2012 16:10

Damn; the dog beat you to it. FYL

beaglegun2009 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 16:10

Good doggy!!

Comments

DocBastard 38

Sunday 25 March 2012 16:16

Girl: Ow! Get this dog off me! OP: Down girl! Get off her, you bitch! Girl: Thanks a lot! OP: I was talking to you.

soupisyummy 13

Sunday 25 March 2012 16:17

Good way to break the ice? .. No?.. Okay O.o

Furytalon 14

Sunday 25 March 2012 16:17

This doesn't apply but in watching somone read this at the movies

Krirn 21

Sunday 25 March 2012 16:25

You mean I'm*? And if so I gotta say, you're sitting pretty damn close if you're able to tell what they're reading.

Birdie_Sage 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 16:32

Why do you care? Mind your own business!

Krirn 21

Sunday 25 March 2012 16:46

29, two of your other comments in this FML (25 and 26) are "replies" to two other comments and they aren't even real responses, so how about you mind your own business, stop thread jacking, and trying to increasing your comment count with half assed comments?

GovernorGeneral 8

Sunday 25 March 2012 16:52

Lol krinin. Thinking of usernames takes a while xD It took me a couple weeks to think of mine before making an account xD I always wanna have the best one.

Krirn 21

Sunday 25 March 2012 17:00

Funny that you mentioned that, cause I just edited my profile information, but yea, somebody had the name I wanted so mine is actually a play with letters. By the way, you spelled my username wrong :)