By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
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hunny_kat 0

You should have kicked her in the kidneys and then apologized and told her that she looked a lot like another old woman who had previously hit you with her cane for no reason.

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survivalism 0

That crap is annoying. Take the cane and throw it next time.

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shameonmedude 0

that really blows! You shoulda hit her back with her own cane....she probably woulda died

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lmmmr 0

That wouldn't have happened if you had registered and licensed your dog.

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drinkupgorgeous 0

I know, right? We got a new dog and that was the first thing we did.

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lich_fml 0

awww. haha gotta love those old women.

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survivalism 0

That crap is annoying. Take the cane and throw it next time.

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Quinklong 0

Maybe you shouldn't of kidnapped her dog!

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sockmonkey560 0

omigoshhh she sid looked like her! read the fml!!!! wow...

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fillmyheart028 0

agreed with number 3

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orange9494 0

If your going to have two crappy comments just have one.If your going to have two crappy comments just have one.

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fillmyheart028 0

agreed with number 3

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FBIWarning 0

Kick her in the ******' nuts

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ddrluna 2

Agreed with this. Don't take that bullshit from some random stranger. Old or not, that's assault.

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genius_man16 0

totally agree. I hate how old people think they can get away with absolutely anything simply because they're old.

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scorpioserpent 1

LMAO! It would have served her right.

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outofmyelement 0

Well, did you kidnap her dog?

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hollyman 0

HER in the NUTS hers don't have nuts idiot

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hollyman 0

HER in the NUTS hers don't have nuts idiot

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hunny_kat 0

You should have kicked her in the kidneys and then apologized and told her that she looked a lot like another old woman who had previously hit you with her cane for no reason.

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aback 4

I doubt it matters who you look like. She's probably just a crazy old assaultive bitch. If she's so concerned about her dog, she shouldn't have it running around loose, anyway.

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