Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
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Laurendorcus 0
Why didnt you just buy a disposable razor while you were away? Laziness/cheapness YDI
Shopaholic69137 0
It didn't occur to you that you could just buy a new one while away? and they say Americans are dumb.
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Comments (156)
MzKajla 0
lmao
ImJustNotBlack 0
that's a waste of a comment
Palmless 0
First comment tends to be the biggest waste. This one's the perfect example.
Iowa123 0
24- So is that... so is this... so are half the other comments on every post...
ImJustNotBlack 0
Well excuse me mr. technical
Shopaholic69137 0
It didn't occur to you that you could just buy a new one while away? and they say Americans are dumb.
RuggerPip 0
are you saying they're not?
CloudEnvy 17
You know you've done something stupid when you're called out on it by a stereotypical Shopaholic.
HeroOfMi 0
it's not just Americans O.o people in general are dumb. >.>
doink 0
It's funny because the OP is from the UK.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
^Lulz. Maybe he has sensitive skin or weird hair and he needs a specific product to make shaving comfortable. My hubs uses this ShaveSave stuff that isn't available everywhere. Otherwise his Jew-curls give him nasty ingrown hairs and rashes.
chacon206 0
so get another tan retard
arabianhorse1234 0
Why didn't you buy a disposable razor? Were you vacationing on a deserted island or something? YDI
azn_boi 0
ooohh. ydi!:]
WiseGuy79 14
Just spray tan your face problem solved
amandalovee 0
i was thinking the same thing.
kshizzlekt 0
that sucks
nvadams 0
FYL, because that is pretty sucky. I can understand forgetting stuff on a trip.
Nomazlab 0
Shoulda kept the beard. beards are awesome.
KelceyLoves 0
Cut off a patch of head hair and tape it to your face.