Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
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Laurendorcus 0
Why didnt you just buy a disposable razor while you were away? Laziness/cheapness YDI
Shopaholic69137 0
It didn't occur to you that you could just buy a new one while away? and they say Americans are dumb.
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Comments (156)
khinluv 0
put sunless tanning lotion on the whit part lol
katee6 0
That sounds insanely attractive babe
chantelfurtado 0
#6 is rite
hellokeroppi 5
self tanner
MissMacy3 0
Hahaha! Funny. But where the heck were you where you couldn't buy a razor?
LulzNoobSauce 0
Get a fake tan to cover it up. Oh wait, apparently you can't if you couldn't afford a razor for a month. >__>
krazzybeautiful 0
Buy some self tanner & turn the white spots to orange. At least then u can tell people that u wanted to try being half oompa loompa :o)
hotty6789 0
y is tht a fml
yourdogwilloveit 0
I bet you look like a reverse Fred Flintstone
still_thinking 0
lmfao...lmfao