Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
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Laurendorcus 0
Why didnt you just buy a disposable razor while you were away? Laziness/cheapness YDI
Shopaholic69137 0
It didn't occur to you that you could just buy a new one while away? and they say Americans are dumb.
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ilovefacebookk 0
buuuy one when ur there? retaard
Syb3rStrife 2
Go or get someone you know to go buy you some tanning lotion. :)
Carmenpeneku 0
Lmao that sucks....
b1acksharpi3mark 0
Try wearing makeup on your chin?
sadistmonkey 19
YDI for not buying a new razor while out there.
phorcep 0
I can't find the one I was looking for, but buy one of these: http://www.shopflick.com/stores/beardhead/Beard-Head-Knit-Cap--Viking-Edition
polopony 0
YDI for going to a 3 week Al Queda training camp where razors are unavailable YDI for living in the UK where there are, on average, 7 days of sun per year
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Newcastle?! Then the easiest solution is just consuming lots of their yummy beer, and passing out bottles to anyone who notices. :D
christyxoxo 8
no worries, op. just give that area a little tan and you're good to go (:
emo_devon 11
hey..OP....you can buy some tan lotion, or just some bronzer from ur local drug store. that will help ^^
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Ooh! I second the bronzer idea. He should get the gel kind. Less girly than foundation, and he's likely to buy the wrong color foundation anyway. Matching your skintone can be tricky, especially once the tan starts to fade.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
ok here wouldve been an easy prevention to this problem: buy a razor while you were away. heres an easy solution: buy some tanning lotion or go tanning.