Back to reality

By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 495
You deserved it 13 108

Same thing different taste

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Why didnt you just buy a disposable razor while you were away? Laziness/cheapness YDI

Shopaholic69137 0

It didn't occur to you that you could just buy a new one while away? and they say Americans are dumb.

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livefreeorFYL 0

lol this reminded me of a commercial I saw. this guy was taking a tan, he was reading from a book, fell asleep, woke up, picked up the book, and every part of his body was tan except for his pecs lmao

ohJeeznotme 7

ydi for being too cheap/dumb to buy a razor on vacation! go out and buy some foundation the same color as your tan to match your face

Or some self-tanner stuff, as long as it's not the Oompa Loompah kind. A few applications of the Jergens foam tanner will help; it's gradual and gentle on your skin.

imright24 0

This is your FML? Get a life so you have something real to bitch about.

kshizzlekt 0

Oh well. Not an FML. It's a little embarrassing, but really, nothing to worry about.