Today, a potential customer was looking at a treadmill at the fitness warehouse I work at. Once he was done testing it out, I asked him if he'd like me to order it for him. His reply? "Nah. I only had a go on it 'cause it looked like fun. Hey, but you could order one for yourself, huh, chubs?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into the gym to do legs and walked up to the leg press machine where a trainer was taking weights off. I asked him if he was about to use the machine and he gave me an odd look and said no, then walked back to his client who was in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML
Today, a customer limped over to me in one of the dishwasher aisles and asked if we sold dishwashers. I said yes and pointed at all the dishwashers. He looked around for a couple of seconds, belched, then said "Oh... right!" and walked off. No commission for me, then. FML
Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML
Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML
Today, I walked into the gym in my new workout outfit and headed straight for the weight machines. After 10 minutes, a staff member tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Sir, this is a physical therapy clinic.” The gym was next door. FML
Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML
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splash69_fml 14
You can't win them all op but that guy is an ass.
Welshite 40
Ask him to stand on the treadmill, then turn on treadmill and watch him fly. Y'know, 'cause flying is fun too.
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Comments (83)
SweetasCandy0609 28
Some people just need to keep their comments to themselves, forget him OP if you're happy with yourself then that's all that matters don't let one jerk make you doubt your confidence.
shinikageWolf 15
I would have replied "across the street, at the Target they sell douches bags, you could use one huh asshole?"
AnOriginalName 19
I think assholes actually use enemas, not douches. Just clarifying.
schhichick 14
Well Count Ruegan is an asshole and he uses The Machine.
LexiDaBae 17
What if there's no target across the street? That ruins it all.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Just don't ever use the phrase "I personally recommend this model".
schhichick 14
What about the phrase never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line! or I'm not a witch I'm your wife!
LexiDaBae 17
...what?
JCal585 8
Hey but for real- you work in a fitness warehouse. Represent the product you're trying to sell.
amberv61 22
There is no guarantee OP is even fat. They may look a little heftier than others, but that doesn't mean he isn't healthy
Arwen_Evenstar 37
It's just a sales job. If you're a personal trainer, sure, you should be in shape, but it's not relevant if you're just working sales. Plus there's no way to know if OP is in shape or no, the guy was obviously the sort who likes tearing everyone down.
tournamentdecide 33
You do realize that most people called chubby are in the middle of their set weight limits, right? You're supposed to have a little bit of fat on your body, it's healthy.
andyeatsworld 10
Should have gave him a run for his money.
adamxxx2567 10
What a jerk. He obviously has never worked in customer service.
HarleyQuinn1996 8
Sounds like he needs a treadmill in the face
njgohard 16
Fat is temporary. Douchebaggery is forever.
CrysisKing 5
That is damn funny!
more4me 27
Sorry if it was already posted but in this case, it probably deserves to be posted more than once ! What an ass !!!!! Besides, I'd rather be chubby than have that customer's mean , idiotic personality.