Health and Work: Asshat - FML

Asshat

By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 14:18 - United Kingdom - Paignton

Today, a potential customer was looking at a treadmill at the fitness warehouse I work at. Once he was done testing it out, I asked him if he'd like me to order it for him. His reply? "Nah. I only had a go on it 'cause it looked like fun. Hey, but you could order one for yourself, huh, chubs?" FML

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splash69_fml 14

Wednesday 13 August 2014 19:21

You can't win them all op but that guy is an ass.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 13 August 2014 19:21

Ask him to stand on the treadmill, then turn on treadmill and watch him fly. Y'know, 'cause flying is fun too.

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kcgatsby 8

Monday 18 August 2014 13:07

tell him "I probably should buy one if a tornado hit your house and made $50k worth of improvements.

MossyMegaMan 20

Saturday 13 September 2014 2:26

Shots fired, brah. Shots fired.

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