Embarrassing, Accident and Kids: ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

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By Crog - 11/02/2009 11:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

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You deserved it 31 804

By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

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You deserved it 728

By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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You deserved it 52 217

By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:16

Sounds like It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.

ipwnallmen 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:13

Poor kid. F His life.

Comments

akwardmoments1 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:52

BOOM! Headshot.

gonad_gobbler 1

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:56

I got a kick out of this fml ;)

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:37

Flawless victory... kids who are too stupid to know that objects moving towards them will hurt should get hurt.

JTorres8 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:45

How did you not see him coming?!

HaniahAhmad 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:49

HEAAAAADSHOTTT!!

cmcmluver 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:58

Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby! Ike: Don't kick the baby. Kyle: Kick the baby!

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 20 March 2012 5:29

On a scale of 1-10, how stupid do you feel for getting on the swings?

venomousddog 19

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:32

1/10

marrisarashelle7 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 5:32

Poor kid ;c at least now he'll know to not go under a swing.

craftyones 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 5:35

WTF

hoodyNOT2shoes 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 5:37

How the hell do u not feel or remember kicking a kid in the head?!?!?!?!?!!!

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