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welllll... Poor guy must be delusional or incredibly strange. But since you posted it on FML i am gonna guess and say it is a dealbreaker. Just stating the obvious. Also there are many shapes and forms of vampires and werewolves, and since no one has ever seen either (in real life), then we don't know what they look like really. Also the whole twilight thing, Stephanie Meyer dreamed all that (likely why it is so stupid). I mean, Edward looks like a barely handsome 19 year old emo. The vampires in Buffy look incredibly disturbing and not at all attractive. And Dracula looks like one of those 50 year old men that follows teenagers home at two in the morning. Harry Potter were wolves look like slightly misshapen wolves that stand on their hind legs. Twilight werewolves (shapeshifter,lycan,etc.) look like wolves that are as large as horses,but are not completly mindless. depends on the creators' perspective.also i thought every1 was pretty much over twilight after the 2nd movie came out. No? Just me, i suppose.
TL:DR
If he looks like the pack on twilight, who really cares?
Is he on Team Jacob?
shows that you should get over him.
Maybe he means he's an animal... In bed heh heh
Keywords
Tell him you're a vampire.
Get into character, be his werewoman!