Weird and Love: Another one? - FML

Another one?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2020 23:01

Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML

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By WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! - 09/08/2013 22:13 - United States

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Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By butchapparently - 10/08/2015 15:35

Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 05:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML

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By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymoys - 22/02/2021 17:01

Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

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TheMathMajor 26

Friday 27 April 2012 18:53

Tell him you're a vampire.

person961 9

Friday 27 April 2012 18:53

Get into character, be his werewoman!

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mordecaiandrigby 26

Saturday 28 April 2012 5:40

I know a guy who thinks he's a werewolf......

skittlesmeep 4

Saturday 28 April 2012 5:55

You must be team edward.. lol

kjd52196 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 7:45

Team Jacob!!!!

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 28 April 2012 7:53

Just put down newspaper once a month and you'll be fine.

juwood 7

Saturday 28 April 2012 9:13

tell him picks or it didn't happen.

IcedJesus 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 9:32

Wtf I thought that was our secret..

cooling57 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 10:03

Are you sure he really thinks that and wasn't just messing around? Because people will do weird things when they are bored. o_0

ellajanson 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 13:59

is his name Alex Clausen?

LaL26 4

Saturday 28 April 2012 14:17

could be true ;)

squirrel1215 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 14:28

162- I wish I could be as cool as you, what with your muscle shirt getup and signature "take my picture while looking in the mirror" profile. Really unique there. *sarcasm* Sidenotes: Nerdy guys are hot. Just sayin'.

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