Weird and Love: Another one? - FML

Another one?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2020 23:01

Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML

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By WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! - 09/08/2013 22:13 - United States

Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML

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Diaspora

By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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Passing

By butchapparently - 10/08/2015 15:35

Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

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Missed connections

By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 14:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML

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By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

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Pansexuality awaits you

By Anonymoys - 22/02/2021 17:01

Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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Top comments

TheMathMajor 26

Friday 27 April 2012 18:53

Tell him you're a vampire.

person961 9

Friday 27 April 2012 18:53

Get into character, be his werewoman!

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dreasingssongs 1

Friday 18 May 2012 0:12

Oh my god that happened to me too. Before all the twilight shit though. And then he had his "pack" of like 6 other boys who completely believed it too. It was crazy.

KaterinaP 2

Friday 18 May 2012 12:22

Lycans are worthless creatures

chillinkat15 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 4:06

Saddest part, I have the same problem...

vampire53005 6

Thursday 14 June 2012 2:20

That's awesome

snowsfalling 4

Tuesday 24 July 2012 3:48

I'm a werewolf xD

Jivesliven 24

Wednesday 7 November 2012 21:46

If his name is Ryan, I dated the loser.

doglover100 28

Tuesday 20 November 2012 22:42

Is he wolfman?

cartedor 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:53

Really the dude likes twilight? and you like him?

TheNinjaBacon 8

Saturday 8 June 2013 21:23

Brace your selves for all the twilight comments ahead!

TheNinjaBacon 8

Saturday 8 June 2013 21:24

Well i guess it would be behind now. I was a little late

DarkenedLies 9

Tuesday 11 June 2013 6:54

if you truly love him you accept his flaws! He can be your Jacob

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Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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Today, my daughter found a bag of googly eyes I'd bought for a craft project I'd completely forgot about. She spent the day sticking them on random objects around the house. I now have a microwave that looks like it’s judging me for using it too much instead of actually cooking. FML

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