Love: Another case for Shaggy - FML

Another case for Shaggy

By well then... - 21/02/2009 23:37 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By xo_lezz - 01/03/2009 17:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Spicy

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Spicy

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 07:58 - United States - Redmond

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend, who live 30 minutes away, asked me over late at night. When I got there, she turned me around and kicked me out because she "wasn’t feeling it." I’m 29 and still a virgin. FML

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By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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By CollegeFreshman - 11/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML

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Top comments

mleeb 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:18

I really hope you did more than just come home and write on FML about this.

AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:30

You need to file charges against her. Get medical attention as well.

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eastbaydad 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 6:23

Serves u right for holding out...prude

doggie3 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:53

Good for you, being a virgin!

youdidwhatnow 0

Monday 1 February 2010 19:57

lmfao. remind me to not get on your bad side.

mypod66 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 17:29

I faved this FML just because of that comment

moolatte 0

Friday 23 July 2010 4:27

13 - You can't tell someone they shouldn't be a virgin if you have no idea how old they are. For all we know, the OP could be 14 years old! And virginity wouldn't cause someone older than that to hate their life, so shut up before you make someone feel bad by making a thoughtless comment like that.

couuurtneeey 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:28

she obviously ment sex if she mentioned her being a virgin ...

Lauren10102 3

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:23

So was it an fml bc you got punched or because ur a virgin? That's the question!

ambrz 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 7:56

ironyyy

aastha12003 0

Monday 22 November 2010 13:13

well did u tell her that?? 

Sgt_Minty 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 3:43

were you bullied as a child by any chance?

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