Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
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booboohoney 12
He probably won't remember grounding you...
NessaMae 19
OP you tried, maybe when he sobers up you can tell him about it and he will take it back.
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Comments (69)
synsam 4
man wants to punch his fridge, leave the man be.
delliekevitt 1
god dammit this made me laugh
jdwmoore 5
grounded you? how old are you 12?
tinything23 5
Chances are he won't remember lol
azyjazy713 11
You shouldve just opened the fridge for him wtf?!
Huddisher 10
I think I know who you are. Sounds like one of the stories a friend told me.
Smilee_Tigerrrr 6
You should have said "I will open the fridge if I'm not grounded..."
sanecatlady 13
Your husband is obviously a violent alcoholic and needs help.
bungholemcgee 11
he said "Dad"
AlexTay 6
1. He wont rememeber what he said, because he was blackout drunk "of his ass" as you explian 2 it doesnt count because he was drunk
mypotatoistoobig 2
he won't remember shit...