Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
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Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, my dad was drunk and angry, so I went to the neighbor's since I didn't know what to do. He was so nice and comforted me as I cried. Then his wife came home, called him a pedophile, beat me, and threw me out. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML
Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML
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booboohoney 12
He probably won't remember grounding you...
NessaMae 19
OP you tried, maybe when he sobers up you can tell him about it and he will take it back.
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Comments (69)
liaRawr 9
When he wakes up tell him he promised you a bunch of shit It's worked once or twice for me :D
mk8833 9
Damn. Put him in Alcoholics Anonymous. On the bright side, maybe when he's sober he'll un-ground you if you tell him about how and why you were grounded in the first place
bazookajoey 27
You're not technically grounded OP. I doubt he'll even remember Just don't bring it up!
Sitting_Ducki 8
Next time video tape it and when he's sober tell him it already went viral
littlemissme2 5
My mom does that.
papayeya 18
Record secretly a movie for him and he is awake show it to him. In the movie he mustcbe doing somthing that is bery low like himulating himself
cypherwars 15
never mind OP. Probably he won't remember it!
katertott 44
You're only grounded when people remember it. Don't say a word about it and hope for the best!
timss4 19
You should've grounded him lol at that point he's the child
vibernum 17
Doesn't count, was drunk.