Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
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booboohoney 12
He probably won't remember grounding you...
NessaMae 19
OP you tried, maybe when he sobers up you can tell him about it and he will take it back.
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Comments (69)
Nyx_fml 23
I bet you wouldn't swap places with the refrigerator, though.
Welshite 39
Yeah. Having someone constantly wrenching on my arm to try opening me becomes incredibly annoying after a while.
Nyx_fml 23
Maybe that's why they keep doing it?
Smilee_Tigerrrr 6
Why would we want to annoy what keeps our food from spoiling?!??
Kalipczo 21
Poor refrigerator
foxy_grampa 19
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you're not really grounded since he'll never remember any of that. Well he likely won't. But that sucks since you were just trying to help
zoepie 7
You aren't really grounded if he was drunk, he won't remember. Of he does, he should see the flaw in grounding you.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Ask him for money since he's under the influence
karlcolt45 19
welcome to Puerto Rico, where the margaritas are bottomless and the kids don't matter!
psycheiris13 20
Good on you for trying to calm him down. I doubt he'll remember grounding you, but if so he wasn't justified. Some parents need to put their college days in the past, grow up and stop being so selfish. I hope this isn't a reoccurring thing, OP. Best of luck.
yeongji 31
Chances are he is not going to even remember grounding you (or anything he did that day/night for that matter).
ZackL624 5
It's cool, he won't remember in the morning
perdix 29
You should have told your dad that the fridge called him a pussy and let him kept trying to punch it out.