Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
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Top comments
w_introuble 25
That's a new level of drunkeness!
JasonUMN 15
If you even rejected yourself through beer goggles that's saying something.
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Comments (82)
Mysterious_one 26
oh my... u were soo drunk dude.. at least u still have your phone...
CelticReverie 5
This is priceless xD
worldclassrager 41
Well I think you learned a lesson there...
TaliaAmaraS 13
sounds like something I would do....talking/texting myself not the sending nudes....I think.....
sanecatlady 13
As soon as I read that you woke up with a raging hangover I knew you deserved it. You could have done something a lot worse during your booze binge and not remember. Maybe you did.
buttcramp 21
this is awesome lmao
Mimi12589_fml 10
Please next time you get drunk... Make a video ! I picture you so well taking pics of your junk et be like "who's this f* sick bastard sending me pics of his dick !!! " from an outside point of view.. It's gold !
dillan73 6
One of the few fmls I've literally laughed out loud at...and can unfortunately relate to haha
bazookajoey 27
I feel you Bro Just last night I texted my dream girl confessing my feelings
jtaha 2
This is the best FML yet! Lmfao!