Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
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Top comments
w_introuble 25
That's a new level of drunkeness!
JasonUMN 15
If you even rejected yourself through beer goggles that's saying something.
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Comments (82)
chilevmv 7
That should be a scene in a movie! Lol
TedNg 8
producers of hangover 4 should totally buy this from you!
1dvs_bstd 41
here's a lil jingle for you OP, "Mister booooze (mister boooze) mister b double o z e.. you will end up wearing tattered shoes if you mess with mister booze... " YDI OP!
perdix 31
"In vino, veritas" which is Latin for "drunk dick pics, sober sexual orientation."
Zaros_fml 24
You need more wine, because there was no truth there.
rlb123 6
Tyler's not here. Tyler went away. Tyler's gone.
stepymac 15
Wow -_-
buckdharma 38
You might have had drunken sex with that guy and don't remember.
nightbirdblue 27
At least you didn't hit on yourself and then reject yourself.
JustinKirby 20
Atleast you didn't send nudes back to yourself? Well you done goofed my friend FYl
Britterz 12
haha "OMG, dude, I have the same mole!!"