hahahhaah

Did he like it?

I hope for your sake that your boss is female and REALLY likes you

YDI for beig that drunk lol
and first!

not exactly...

*being
And you're not 1st idiot

YDI for not turning off ur phone before drunkness gets u xD
and u should post them in textsfromlastnight xD

I'm getting the impression that you make a habit of getting blind drunk and texting people, then not remembering the following day. If I were you, I'd (a) stop drinking so much, (b) leave the phone at home if you're going to get that drunk, or (c) all of the above.

How can he stop getting drunk and leave his phone home when he's going to go get drunk?

I'd say

Yes.

I bet you're fun to be around when you're drunk.

You must be REALLY stupid then. Get into AA. You're an alcoholic.

Wow you dont even know if they're actually an alcoholic.

I guess I missed this sign/symptom when learning about alcoholism. You should contact AA and make sure they know this is an additional symptom to the addiction for their meetings.

Another genius drug user and his genius escapade. When will people learn?

another self important douchebag. When will people learn?

Plenty of geniuses are, or were, drug users. I'm glad that you've taken the time to recognize this on the internet(s).

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^I can bet you don't know what that says. It is in a code devised by someone who has used LSD.

Another individual of less than average intelligence shooting his or her mouth off in an attempt to appear to be self-righteous. A hint - you can't be smugly superior when you're the only one around being intolerant. Turns out you end up being the ignorant ass.

party party party let's all get wasted lol jk but seriously you deserve it for not controling your drinking

hahahaha the real question is what did they reply?