Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
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1800getalife
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hahahhaah
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JassyJas
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Did he like it?
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futuremarine5
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I hope for your sake that your boss is female and REALLY likes you
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pwetzel
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YDI for beig that drunk lol
and first!
and first!
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sexybeastsexybea
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not exactly...
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DaDezza244
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*being
And you're not 1st idiot
And you're not 1st idiot
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nnero0
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YDI for not turning off ur phone before drunkness gets u xD
and u should post them in textsfromlastnight xD
and u should post them in textsfromlastnight xD
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Shalamar
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I'm getting the impression that you make a habit of getting blind drunk and texting people, then not remembering the following day. If I were you, I'd (a) stop drinking so much, (b) leave the phone at home if you're going to get that drunk, or (c) all of the above.
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zaphilia
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How can he stop getting drunk and leave his phone home when he's going to go get drunk?
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Gothgrl39
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I'd say
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cherstewart
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Yes.
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zaphilia
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I bet you're fun to be around when you're drunk.
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roaminginsomniac
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You must be REALLY stupid then. Get into AA. You're an alcoholic.
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_sunshinee
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Wow you dont even know if they're actually an alcoholic.
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cherstewart
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I guess I missed this sign/symptom when learning about alcoholism. You should contact AA and make sure they know this is an additional symptom to the addiction for their meetings.
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jollyjam1
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Another genius drug user and his genius escapade. When will people learn?
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dntknowaname
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another self important douchebag. When will people learn?
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cherstewart
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Plenty of geniuses are, or were, drug users. I'm glad that you've taken the time to recognize this on the internet(s).
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^I can bet you don't know what that says. It is in a code devised by someone who has used LSD.
Another individual of less than average intelligence shooting his or her mouth off in an attempt to appear to be self-righteous. A hint - you can't be smugly superior when you're the only one around being intolerant. Turns out you end up being the ignorant ass.
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^I can bet you don't know what that says. It is in a code devised by someone who has used LSD.
Another individual of less than average intelligence shooting his or her mouth off in an attempt to appear to be self-righteous. A hint - you can't be smugly superior when you're the only one around being intolerant. Turns out you end up being the ignorant ass.
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Newbie21
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party party party let's all get wasted lol jk but seriously you deserve it for not controling your drinking
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wonderboy1
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hahahaha the real question is what did they reply?
Oh wait. Yes, yes it is.