Miscellaneous: Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk...

By ishouldntdrink - 10/01/2010 15:11 - United States

Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML

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Shalamar 4

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:33

I'm getting the impression that you make a habit of getting blind drunk and texting people, then not remembering the following day. If I were you, I'd (a) stop drinking so much, (b) leave the phone at home if you're going to get that drunk, or (c) all of the above.

Shadic 0

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Sunday 10 January 2010 22:06

Oh man. This trend of "I got drunk and did something stupid, fuck my life." is totally not getting old, people. Oh wait. Yes, yes it is.

1800getalife 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:14

hahahhaah

JassyJas 2

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:16

Did he like it?

futuremarine5 4

Wednesday 28 July 2010 3:46

I hope for your sake that your boss is female and REALLY likes you

pwetzel 0

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:17

YDI for beig that drunk lol and first!

sexybeastsexybea 0

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Sunday 17 October 2010 20:55

not exactly...

DaDezza244 31

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Wednesday 15 August 2012 13:49

*being And you're not 1st idiot

nnero0 0

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:32

YDI for not turning off ur phone before drunkness gets u xD and u should post them in textsfromlastnight xD

Shalamar 4

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:33

zaphilia 0

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:38

How can he stop getting drunk and leave his phone home when he's going to go get drunk?

Gothgrl39 0

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Monday 11 January 2010 8:42

I'd say

cherstewart 0

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Friday 12 February 2010 5:21

Yes.

zaphilia 0

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:35

I bet you're fun to be around when you're drunk.

roaminginsomniac 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:43

You must be REALLY stupid then. Get into AA. You're an alcoholic.

_sunshinee 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 22:25

Wow you dont even know if they're actually an alcoholic.

cherstewart 0

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Friday 12 February 2010 5:23

I guess I missed this sign/symptom when learning about alcoholism. You should contact AA and make sure they know this is an additional symptom to the addiction for their meetings.

jollyjam1 2

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:46

Another genius drug user and his genius escapade. When will people learn?

dntknowaname 0

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Monday 11 January 2010 0:14

another self important douchebag. When will people learn?

cherstewart 0

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Friday 12 February 2010 5:36

Plenty of geniuses are, or were, drug users. I'm glad that you've taken the time to recognize this on the internet(s). 01000101011101100110010101110010011110010111010001101000011010010110111001100111 00100000011010000110000101110011001000000111010001101000011001010010000001110000 01101111011101000110010101101110011101000110100101100001011011000010000001110100 01101111001000000110111101100011011000110111010101110010001000000110111001100001 0111010001110101011100100110000101101100011011000111100100101110 ^I can bet you don't know what that says. It is in a code devised by someone who has used LSD. Another individual of less than average intelligence shooting his or her mouth off in an attempt to appear to be self-righteous. A hint - you can't be smugly superior when you're the only one around being intolerant. Turns out you end up being the ignorant ass.