By Anonymous - 15/10/2015 20:44 - United Kingdom - Hampton Hill

Today, I got turned down by my dream job because their rival company happens to be called my exact name. I'm now known as "The Spy". FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 043
You deserved it 1 505

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olpally 32

That's a pretty cool new name you have though... Side note: dick move by the company to not hire you for that reason. Stupid.

christinamarie17 29

What's your name then?

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olpally 32

That's a pretty cool new name you have though... Side note: dick move by the company to not hire you for that reason. Stupid.

Shadowvoid 33

It's nice to meet you Mr. Johnson & Johnson

ninjamadi 16

wow, I'm sorry OP that has to suck. would the rival company be similar in the job description so you could work there. if not I'm sorry and good luck finding a new job!

born_hustla 26

Join their rival and have fun crushing them! It's just business with a dash of Personal.

Paranoid much? Sheesh, some people are just too much.

christinamarie17 29

What's your name then?

I don't think OP wants us to know, which is why it was posted by anonymous.

christinamarie17 29

A lot of FMLs are posted anonymously. More than likely OP doesn't have an account and didn't post under a nickname.

Ronald McDonald

I would have told them to call me 007 before leaving dramatically. Nothing can go wrong being James Bond, even being turned down from an awesome job. Just go apply there and say it was meant to be!

It's weird that your parents named you PetSmart. But Petco should not be your dream job.

Watch out for Pyros, OP.

He'll be too busy sapping sentries.

Turn down for what *music playing loud* sorry, keep hearing that inside my head when I read "turn(ed) down" you must have either a very common name or a very awesome one. I'll be waiting for the follow up!

DeltaDragonxx 20

That song hasn't been a thing in months. Please don't bring it back.

Emmalyne606777 18

That is ridiculous. Especially if you had nothing to do with their rival company.