Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
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Top comments
w_introuble 25
That's a new level of drunkeness!
JasonUMN 15
If you even rejected yourself through beer goggles that's saying something.
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Comments (82)
CrazyMelvin 14
YDI. Don't take your phone along while drinking
lucyskydiamonds 5
Yeah, because having your phone available to call someone for a ride when you're too drunk to drive sounds like a terrible idea...
blam92 3
This is hilarious. it sounds like you know how to party.
Psycho286 9
I feel bad for laughing at this :p
rlTlk 13
I'm not sure if my phone even let's me text myself.... but if it did I would totally send nudes to myself. convo at that point might go something like: me - *sends pic me- hey sexy . me- let's meet up me- yea! ;) me - come over? me- no you come here. me- I've been drinking, you come here, I has booze me- damn, me too :/
DanielleinDC 34
Okay, so now in addition to taking keys, someone has to take away cell phones to prevent morons such as you from drunk-texting friends. Or themselves. If it begins with a raging hangover and continues with drunkenly doing something, it is almost always instant YDI.
Brak_Spaceman 19
Acheivement Unlocked Drunken Moron
r0cks0 6
Blackouts are NOT normal, you need to get help before something worse than embarrassment happens
AntiPrude 26
OP i wanna party with you bro, hahaha
krmc82 13
Epic fail. EPIC
darkfireflame 15
Sounds like a wild night.