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Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML

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On 07/17/2009 at 12:02am - animals - by orangethonglover (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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im just not liking the idea of an orange thong......

#1 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:16am by kerrygirl

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uhhh how is the color of someones UNDERGARMENT trashy??? not everyone is parading around showing off their thong, if she likes the color then what's wrong???
I pick all of my underwear based on colors I like... you guys are ridiculous.

#9 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:52am by ididitmyself

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