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Today , mah escape artist of a dog got out. She not only looool chased someone else's cat into someone else's house , but promptly defecated all over there living room floor out of excitement. That's one way to meet the new neighbors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36379) - you deserved it (4591)

On 04/28/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Cat vs. Dog - United States (Wyoming)

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Oh thank god. I thought I was the only one who defecates when I'm excited.

#3 - On 04/29/2014 at 12:44am by iLike2Teabag

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If I was your neighbor I would be more amazed than angry. How the hell does a dog chase a cat into another persons house?

Offer to clean the mess for them, show you can be a kind person and I'm sure they'll relax a little if they're mad.

#2 - On 04/29/2014 at 12:43am by person961

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