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Today, my escape artist of a dog got out. She not only chased someone else's cat into someone else's house, but promptly defecated all over their living room floor out of excitement. That's one way to meet the new neighbors. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38230) - you deserved it (4808)

On 04/28/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Cat vs. Dog - United States (Wyoming)

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Oh thank god. I thought I was the only one who defecates when I'm excited.

#3 - On 04/29/2014 at 12:44am by iLike2Teabag

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If I was your neighbor I would be more amazed than angry. How the hell does a dog chase a cat into another persons house?

Offer to clean the mess for them, show you can be a kind person and I'm sure they'll relax a little if they're mad.

#2 - On 04/29/2014 at 12:43am by person961

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