Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oh no…
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Bad doggo
Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Crybabies
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Who's a good boy? Not you.
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
Natural
Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
What ARE you doing?
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
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falconjade 19
Well that's a holiday memory the kids will never forget
Likian5 26
Wow, this is my first time hearing of a dog actually CATCHING a rabbit, more or less eating it.
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Comments (106)
falconjade 19
Well that's a holiday memory the kids will never forget
ChristianH39 30
Even though they'll probably want to...
Blackhawk706 23
What a wonderful opportunity to teach them that the world is a dark and evil place!
joseph19921992 10
I hope you gave that dog a treat. Easter bunnies are evil man they never bring me chocolate I think my face scares them. #uglylyfe
iBanana 17
This isn't twitter
Likian5 26
Wow, this is my first time hearing of a dog actually CATCHING a rabbit, more or less eating it.
FMLkoala 28
My dog used to catch rabbits. She waited until I came over and I basically telepathically told her to maul it. They needed to be controlled anyway.
GomiZ_fr_fml 3
Unfortunately I already saw it happening with my rabbit and guinea pig (pets) and a more or less wild dog that ate them... They were in a solid cage outside but still the dog manage to pass under the fence. Another time it was our cat that caught a wild baby rabbit.
RedPillSucks 33
It may have been a baby, or an older/lame rabbit cull of the wild
LoganMatthewS 4
#62, Dog demon
Raidriar 14
Yes 27. You possess a rare gift of telepathy. It's great that you use it to the cause of putting to death organisms following the laws of nature. I gallantly await the day you receive a Nobel Prize.
BradTheBrony 19
That's not what "more or less" means. The phrase you're looking for is "much less."
teentee401 37
My Pug caught a squirrel once
claudia19801811 14
My cat catches rabbits and my dogs eat it
oddities 20
Your dog is vicious. I hope the kids can forget that because that's a horrible memory no one should have.
rocker_chick23 27
How is it vicious? A dog has instincts and one of those is to go after prey items. My saluki does it and so does my cat. Is my cat vicious?
glabberfasted 16
This is just nature.
StillUsesMyspace 22
gotta teach the circle of life early, just like in the lion king.
Scynistr 20
The dog isn't vicious.. Nature is..
carbonbasedcynic 17
calm down PETA advocate. it was a bunny...
RedPillSucks 33
Just part of nature. We have hawks and other raptors in or neighborhood. They'll swoop down and shred a rabbit in a few seconds.
TiiBags 15
Sad I would say, but not vicious. One of my dogs is one of the sweetest dogs you'll ever see. She's never aggressive, but like almost all dogs, still chases bees and lizards. It's just nature
TwistedCherub1 15
My brother shot a bunny in the yard with a 12 gauge, then our puppies tore it in half and chased each other around fighting over the head all afternoon. We had a good Easter.
oddities 20
Oh, voi. I forgot that the internet does not do well with translating emotion. I was kidding with the first sentence. I was actually mocking PETA, #52. This is why I usually mention that I'm kidding but everyone is always an ass about that so, apparently, there's no winning here. Actually, when I read the FML, I imagined it happening in classic Disney animation and it was surprisingly nightmarish but I was kidding with the first sentence. I do hope those kids manage to forget that though. That's not a memory that would be fun to have.
Thunderstruck14 30
Vicious? Why? Because a dog ate a rabbit? What about when humans eat pigs? Or when the dog eats the dog food that contains meat? Why is one worse than the other? All situations involve living animals that are killed for food. Its natural, as long a the animal wasnt raised in a cage just to have a painful death.
Cwizer 17
Well that's a bummer, but think of it this way, it'll be an awesome story to tell every year
Puffytruffles 18
Om nom nom
WhitneyShehan 10
You're dog wasn't on a leash, why?
Helldemon 32
How do we even know they are in a location where the dog needs to have a leash?
rocker_chick23 27
#5: Both my dogs to out in my fenced in back yard without being leashed. I am pretty sure OP's dog was in its backyard or a dog friendly park, so why would it be on a leash?
WhitneyShehan 10
*Your Well, the Easter Egg hunts that I have been to, have had candy left on the ground. Considering that a lot of that candy could be chocolate; I would hope you'd put your dog on a leash. So it couldn't get to these things causing an illness or possible death.
askullnamedbilly 33
Not all easter egg hunts have candy lying on the ground and not all dogs will eat it. My parents would put our candy and eggs in little baskets and hide them, to make sure the food didn't get dirty - that is a relatively simple situation to control. Some dogs are picky eaters who wouldn't touch food on the ground anyway. Our dog wasn't one of them, but we'd go out into the woods where no leashes are necessary and let her roam free. Since my parents knew exactly where the baskets were, nothing ever happened.
tikimuppet 11
#25 The dog is such a well behaved picky eater that it goes for the rabbit instead...
askullnamedbilly 33
#51 That's hunting instinct, not hunger. Do you really think outdoor dogs and cats kill because they're starving? Most of them are well fed at home, and will not actually eat their kills. It's natural for them to chase after small animals, and if they catch them... well, you know what'll happen.
MandieL 27
#54, I can agree with this, my Pomeranian spotted a rabbit this winter and went running down the road after it. The only chance she would of catching a rabbit is if it were dead, but she still chased it. It looked funny though, a tiny white thing chasing a huge white thing through the snow.
RedPillSucks 33
Right. Most dogs will instinctively run after anything running away from them. Chocolate easter eggs are not much of a challenge. A real live rabbit is.
maesterkrabs 9
i'm wondering the same damn thing!
604 11
Was it a greyhound? If so, that makes sense. In the movies it's usually a mechanical rabbit they're chasing around the race track.
larrena2377 26
Not just in movies
HersheySquirts 17
I was thinking miniature chihuahua
slyde32 12
rabbits are most bigger dogs prey, not just greyhounds
gabagabaheyu 10
They werent always mechanical rabbits...
arre2006 19
show them the lion King and explain the circle of life
Voij 16
And traumatise them even more by showing them Mufasa's death? You are a special kind of evil... I like it.
RedPillSucks 33
Or show them the **** version with Mufasa and Sarabi having sex.
CynicallyAlive 13
Your username is hilarious albeit twisted
Lang88 13
One less rabbit you have to deal with.
hellnosucka 27
That selfish selfish dog... he should've shared the goods with all the other kids.