By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver
By JayDNut - 08/11/2013 21:17 - Pompano Beach
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Don't do drugs, kids
By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 17:43 - United States - Omaha
By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 17:12 - Ireland
By cooney7 - 03/11/2013 05:59 - United Kingdom
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My allergy is known to both me and the family and my epipen was on hand as it always is. I never knew that the food contained ingredients I am allergic and as I said, my throat started to close and I was struggling to breathe. The reason wasn't because they're laughing at me or anything like that, 'my face was a great shade of red for the company logo'. They did help me eventually by injecting me. Weird story, I know, but my family have a track record of being idiots.
By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 17:34 - United States - Rowland Heights
By nl4 - 01/11/2013 23:55 - Israel - Tel Aviv
By Blaphlafagus - 01/11/2013 01:16 - United States - Killeen
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Kinda awkward that I play the saxophone as my main instrument... Ok story time, so I was sitting there in my Music Theory class just messing around because it was near the end of the period and one of my friends brought this instrument thing called a Jew's Harp or Jaw Harp. They said it plays by vibrating your teeth or something so, not thinking clearly, put it directly against my teeth and pulled the thing back really far and let it loose. I have no clue what I was thinking at the time. Luckily I'll go to the dentist on Monday and get it all nice and pretty again.
By Anonymous - 31/10/2013 20:42 - United Kingdom - Leicester
By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 16:43 - United States - Houston
By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe
By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 04:51 - United States - San Francisco
By BadLuck - 27/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Milwaukee
By Anonymous - 24/10/2013 19:16 - United States - Albuquerque
By random - 23/10/2013 22:41 - United States - Amarillo
By way2go - 23/10/2013 16:32 - United States - Houston
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Op here... The only reason I saved the bag was for my laptop inside... If it were just my textbooks I wouldn't be in a boot right now. I would have let it fall. Some of these comments made me laugh though, at least something good could come out of this!
By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 04:43 - Canada - Winnipeg
By Anonymous - 22/10/2013 04:44 - Chile - Santiago
Tetchy
By ouch.... - 22/10/2013 01:24 - United States - Duxbury
By OutOfMyMind - 22/10/2013 00:12 - United States - Port Richey
By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London
By Teiu88 - 20/10/2013 14:34 - Canada - Niagara Falls
By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States
By DocBastard, meet DocCunt - 18/10/2013 22:12 - Australia - Sydney
One-upmanship championship
By Jan - 18/10/2013 06:13 - United States
By LegInPieces - 17/10/2013 16:34 - United States - Redmond
By maxkeyftw - 17/10/2013 05:06 - United States - Clovis
By erockinthesuburb - 16/10/2013 00:38 - United States - Noblesville
By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 17:08 - United States - San Francisco
By soccer_bball - 14/10/2013 19:32 - United States - Frisco
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OP here. The argument was over where we'd spend Christmas (her family or mine) and I was adamant we'd spend it at mine after spending the previous at hers. No bones were broken (am missing a tooth, however) although I'm a maze of bruises and swelling. We're no longer together now. Thanks for all the supporting messages!