By Anonymous - 20/2/2021 18:30 - United States - Bronx Stay safe out there Today, for the third time in less than a week, my dumbass roommate has a bunch of friends over. None of them are wearing masks and I don't feel comfortable leaving my room. I'm fucking starving and can't go to the kitchen to get food. The idiot is a fucking nursing major. FML I agree, your life sucks 1127 You deserved it 330 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fuckthispandemic - 19/2/2021 08:01 - United States - Annapolis A complaint of Karens Today, while working as a manager in a busy restaurant, I was hit in the face by a grandmother with a balloon, calling me a motherfucker, while her granddaughter chucked a salad plate into the kitchen. Why? I told them they had to leave at 10, which is currently pandemic law in my state. FML I agree, your life sucks 933 You deserved it 54 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/1/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto No logic Today, my uncle died from COVID he contracted at church. During the service, his pastor got up and started talking about how proud he was that my uncle didn't let a pandemic stop him from going to worship. At the church. That gave him COVID. FML I agree, your life sucks 1167 You deserved it 135 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SilverRaven77 - 19/1/2021 23:01 Backwards world Today, I was fired from my job for wearing a mask. The manager said I must have Covid, since I was the only one wearing a mask and following state mandated orders. I told him, "I'll see you in court!" FML I agree, your life sucks 1184 You deserved it 134 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/1/2021 11:01 If it quacks like a duck, it's a quack Today, we got the news that my dad will be dying of Covid. My mom, former nurse, still insist it's a hoax and that the holistic route will cure him. FML I agree, your life sucks 1188 You deserved it 71 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/1/2021 02:01 - United States - Orlando Covidiots Today, I found out my roommate was exposed to COVID back on New Year's. She tested positive on the 4th and was scared too tell me because she, "didn't want me to see her as irresponsible." Now I can't work for 2 weeks and need to find a place to stay because my roommate still doesn't think it's "that serious." FML I agree, your life sucks 1054 You deserved it 148 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 23:02 Which part of pandemic don't you understand? Today, after quarantining for 2 weeks so I could spend Christmas with my parents, they went over to see a COVID hoaxer/Trump-supporting neighbor, and spent an hour inside with him, without wearing masks. I'm a nurse, working with cancer patients. They don't understand why I'm upset, and are angry that I'm leaving. FML I agree, your life sucks 1204 You deserved it 218 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bubbilility - 26/12/2020 20:02 - Australia Spreading Today, my mother called me from the other side of the world to tell me she's got Covid. She got it from a friend, who later told her that they had attended anti-mask rallies. She's only been visiting her friend because she needs internet to keep working and can't get it where she is. FML I agree, your life sucks 855 You deserved it 107 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Seth - 19/12/2020 22:58 Covidiots everywhere Today, I realised the biggest FML this year was getting into online debates with people about Covid not being a hoax. One guy even said it was over, while I knew the numbers were climbing back up as I work in health-care, and I was sat on a toilet with diarrhea because I have Covid myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 871 You deserved it 167 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/12/2020 19:08 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes Covidiots Today, I had to abandon my shopping after a Covidiot directly sneezed all over it. He took his mask off because he was about to sneeze. FML I agree, your life sucks 1035 You deserved it 164 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today... I was finally having sex with my husband for the first time in weeks, he fell asleep while we we're doing it. This morning he doesn't seem to... I agree, your life sucks 13 You deserved it 3 1 Comments
Today, i went to my optometrist to get an eye exam and order some new glasses. I figured i could get that and then order some new wireless earbuds with... I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 2 0 Comments
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 738 You deserved it 245 5 Comments
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 560 You deserved it 227 4 Comments