Work, Health, Covidiot and Masks: Hopefully… - FML

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By dinkley7 - 10/10/2021 20:01

Today, I was told to go fuck myself twice because I asked people to wear masks. Only a month and a half of this left. FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 20:00

Today, I got told repeatedly to "stay in my lane" by a woman in her 40s. Why? Because I politely asked her if she had a mask when she entered the retail store I work in. Our policy is that everyone must wear a face mask in the store at all times. One hour down, 8 more to go. FML

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Backwards world

By SilverRaven77 - 19/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was fired from my job for wearing a mask. The manager said I must have Covid, since I was the only one wearing a mask and following state mandated orders. I told him, "I'll see you in court!" FML

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Catch 22

By xen - 20/12/2020 11:02

Today, while in a crowded store, someone tore my mask off my face and ran away. Then before I could run after them, I got stopped and screamed at for not wearing a mask. FML

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Do as I say…

By Anonymous - 12/02/2021 00:30 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, I was admonished by a supermarket cashier because my mask had slipped below my nose. So had hers, actually. FML

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Free speech

By jessie - 06/01/2022 02:01

Today, for about the tenth time this month, I opened my mouth and was immediately told to, “Shut the fuck up” before I'd actually said anything. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Sonja - 22/05/2022 14:00 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I would’ve been allowed to return to work after recovering from an accident two months prior. Yesterday, I had to start self-isolating after having gotten infected with Covid at one of my mandatory store trips. FML

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Never engage with psychos

By Foxy17 - 16/08/2020 20:01

Today, in a convenience store, I asked a girl who wasn't wearing her mask and not keeping her distance to step away. After telling me to fuck off, she put her mask on, went to the teenage manager and said I was harassing her. Even after hearing my side of the story, I was asked to leave. Turns out it was his girlfriend. FML

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Be reasonable, people

By SailorVenus93 - 20/03/2020 06:00

Today, at work, I was told at the beginning of my shift that we would be enforcing a 4-item limit on hand sanitizer, toilet paper, etc. Not even 20 minutes later, I had 2 customers bitch me out. This is going to be a long shift, if not year. FML

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We live in a society

By tlowbrim - 18/11/2020 02:02

Today, I'm working retail where masks are mandatory. A gentleman comes in with his mask below his chin. I politely say, "Hey dude, if you’re gonna shop here I'm going to need you to keep that mask on properly", to which he replies, "Fuck you, you stupid little bitch." FML

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By Andrew Dutch Beebe - 25/08/2019 20:00

Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML

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Dumbum123 18

Sunday 10 October 2021 20:33

Don't let the arseholes off this world get you, dude. It's up to them if they want to get infected and **** 'em if wanna infect anyone else. You can't fight stupid so don't even try.

Advance 56

Monday 11 October 2021 10:00

Sadly, the less people wear mask, the longer we'll all have to do it.

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Dumbum123 18

Sunday 10 October 2021 20:33

Don't let the arseholes off this world get you, dude. It's up to them if they want to get infected and **** 'em if wanna infect anyone else. You can't fight stupid so don't even try.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 10 October 2021 22:34

Go **** yourself! I always wear a mask in indoor public places, but I just felt like joining in on the fun.

core01 30

Monday 11 October 2021 5:13

Maybe if we change "Go **** yourself" to the official greeting then OP won't feel so bad. Go **** yourself! Go ****, yourself! Go, **** yourself!

And1 12

Monday 11 October 2021 9:30

Tell them they need to wear masks to protect the mirrors and the children! Bunch of morons.

Advance 56

Monday 11 October 2021 10:00

Sadly, the less people wear mask, the longer we'll all have to do it.

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