Love, Proposal and Awkward: Lost and found - FML

Lost and found

By Anonymous - 28/06/2026 09:00 - United States

Today, after I'd spent two weeks planning the perfect proposal at the aquarium, right as I got down on one knee, a little kid pointed at me and yelled, "Mom! That man dropped something!" Half the people around us started looking around for whatever I'd "lost" instead of watching the proposal. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Monday 29 June 2026 0:16

Most people don’t really want to watch public proposals of people they don’t know.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Monday 29 June 2026 0:16

Most people don’t really want to watch public proposals of people they don’t know.

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