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Today, one of the Haitians that works in the kitchen at my restaurant said something to me. Usually I can't understand them and I just smile and laugh, so that's what I did this time. Later, I found out he was trying to tell me his father had passed away. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 8:13pm - work - by ohhhman (woman) - United States

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Bummer. Maybe you should try to understand them better or just be honest and say, "I'm sorry but I just can't understand you; I'm so bad with accents."

#1 - On 04/10/2009 at 3:48am by AMelodyofJuly

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i don't care how many times i gotta look stupid repeatedly going "pardon? pardon?" i still gotta know EXACTLY what someone is trying to tell me.

#5 - On 04/10/2009 at 3:55am by mf

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