Today, my girlfriend trusted me enough to tell me that she's trans. I have no problem with this, the problem is my sister overheard her. She ran and told our parents, who are also our landlords, so now either I dump the woman I love or we'll both be homeless. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I'm dating a trans girl, who is also my best friend. She confessed to me long ago that she was born male, and that wasn't a big deal to me. The problem is that my family is constantly harassing her, because I should have been "with a real girl instead of a monster with severed genitals." FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. After she left, they told me they disapprove of her because of her supposedly lower social class. Now I have to either dump her or lose the money they set aside to pay for my university tuition. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Depending on where you live, and if you live in a separate home as opposed to the same home renting a room, that may constitute illegal eviction and discrimination.
Iamthebanzai22 21
So show her that you are worthy of her trust and stand by her. You can always rent somewhere else. Don't be just another brick in the wall, her dysphoria is already hell to live with.
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Iamthebanzai22 21
So show her that you are worthy of her trust and stand by her. You can always rent somewhere else. Don't be just another brick in the wall, her dysphoria is already hell to live with.
Bogrbon 27
Depending on where you live, and if you live in a separate home as opposed to the same home renting a room, that may constitute illegal eviction and discrimination.
Grizz8831 14
even then, if you rent a room there are rules in a lot of places. where I am if you have certain separate utilities like bathroom, or washer/dryer it can be considered separate dwelling and require legal eviction paperwork etc. but if op is just "contributing to the family" it may not matter depending on location as he would not be a "legal tenant" regardless due to the family relation. the hoops get weird.
mattiagardin 15
How the hell did you not know?? Are you blind?
Iamthebanzai22 21
Well, maybe she has already had all her surgeries. Some transpersons pass really, really well.
lilacgold 16
It's very possible to not know, especially if the person has had gender affirming surgery and/or has taken really well to hormones. The "you can always tell" thing is total bullshit.
RawrXD 4
Sue them for discrimination. If you're on a lease, it'll help you more.
Khay33 12
Americans! 🤣 it's their house
Brightside86 31
Can two adults not afford a small apartment? I've known multiple couples who have lived in a 500sq ft apt. For $600 a month, feels like you should be able to find options if you have any income at all.
Charlie Given 28
Call your local housing authorities to see what your options are and go punch your sister in the face what a **** you need to cut that toxic bitch out of your life and your toxic ass parents too tell them to grow the **** up. 🤦♂️
Iamthebanzai22 21
Maybe also look at the Trevor project. I believe this is an initiative that helps transpersons with housing etc. Why is such a project neccesary, you ask. Because even in this modern age transpersons get evicted passed over for employment, beaten up etc. for no reason whatsoever other than the fact that they are trans.
Khay33 12
I call cap on this. there's no way you couldn't have known. absolutely no way
ic2drops 10
Hate to break it to you, that's no woman. He's just playing woman face