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Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51767) - you deserved it (3361)

On 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

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I get calls from assholes all the time, though...(I work in retail)

#2 - On 09/08/2013 at 9:02pm by WCARlover

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Hey, he was just trying to make contact with Uranus. Or Hisanus, rather.

#1 - On 09/08/2013 at 9:02pm by Nyx

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