You tried

By briiiiiiii123 - 12/01/2015 07:56 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 355
You deserved it 7 703

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"Sorry Ronald!" -Ops Bf

Or they could just NOT do it in a car.

Girl on top is really the only way it works in the car. Good luck next time OP! Don't give up!

Not so happy meal..

Happy ending meal.

A bag of McJizz...

I doubt the ingenuity of #20's reply can be topped. Let us rejoice!

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Useful in so many situations

Probably the best use yet for one, to be honest.

Better luck next time OP

I read the #5s comment as "better fuck next time" I think I like that more

I can't look at a McDonalds bag the same now

Should have switched positions to the hood of the car. Much more exciting.

"I'm loving it"

He's loving it

lol that sucks, but this is funny to read! Sorry about that though op!