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Today, I found out why the parents whose children I babysit use me so often and on such short notice. It's not because they have abrupt nights out; it's because their kids hate me, and me being around is their way of punishing them. FML


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On 03/13/2013 at 10:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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You're not actually sitting on the children, are you?

#1 - On 03/13/2013 at 2:06pm by Pretty_Pink_Lady

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And? So you can get some sort of sadistic pleasure from torturing them, WITH approval from the parents, AND get paid for it????

My dream job.

#4 - On 03/13/2013 at 2:08pm by Pleonasm

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