Today, I found out why the parents whose children I babysit use me so often and on such short notice. It's not because they have abrupt nights out; it's because their kids hate me, and me being around is their way of punishing them. FML
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Today, I was fired from the babysitting job I've had for 2 years. I thought maybe the mother had found out that I sometimes let her kids stay up late and have extra sweets. The real reason, as she told me, was that she didn't want her kids loving anyone more than they love her. FML
Today, I called my usual babysitter, one of the few people who can handle my difficult kids, to ask her to watch them for a night next week. She refused. It turns out my wife has been repeatedly underpaying her and she's fed up with it. So long date nights, I guess. FML
Today, I found out that my restaurant's food is so bad that the only reason some people visit is because they're punishing their kids. FML
Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML
Today, I'm babysitting kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4 a.m. and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I had to quit my job. Why? Because I don't have a babysitter anymore. All I did was tell them I didn't want them mocking my baby when he cries. FML
Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML
Today, my son-in-law's parents were saying it was a shame our kids were so busy working that they have to babysit all day, four days a week. Me and my wife babysit three days a week, which is when we realised our kids have basically tricked us four grandparents into raising their baby all week, including weekends. FML
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
You're not actually sitting on the children, are you?
Pleonasm 35
And? So you can get some sort of sadistic pleasure from torturing them, WITH approval from the parents, AND get paid for it???? My dream job.
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Comments (51)
The_Honey_Badger 17
That's unfair, I suggest you stop sitting for them.
Objections 5
Demand a raise.
heyyou7 1
Plot twist: the kids actually love you, but they lie to their parents to try and get you to babysit more often.
Murrkie 11
As if! They called me a b!tch just yesterday!
thatdangmexican 18
Maybe you should stop using a light up *****.
karlcolt45 19
“don't tell dad, the babysitter's dead"
Tidus0 17
This isn't really an FML a) the parents clearly thing your capable and not a risk. B) your getting paid for it and just because your baby sitting doesn't mean the whole time you have to watch the kids like a hawk so you can still check your Facebook, etc c) what does it matter if the kids like you or not? Your not there to make friends with them d) your getting plenty of work which means money which then means able to do stuff when your not baby sitting and e) clearly have a small social life if your actually able to always babysit at short notice so frequently
SuperDanielNL 23
You are doing a great parenting job then, besides you make money. Be proud!
taybay23 13
At least you're getting paid
Goumbush 4
Quit bitching
crackpotL 33
Tell the parents for an extra 5 bucks an hour you'll make it a real punishment.