Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML
Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
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Top comments
123man 11
It would be silly to quit. It's Kentucky - your chances are very high that anyone you work with will be creepy and weird.
PaulB123 11
Hey if you play your cards right you could have a nice raise pretty soon!
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Comments (82)
ant1078 7
I would quit ASAP
biggestfan23 11
OP has to choose between being unemployed and broke or making money and being harassed... Choose wisely
gribbles 12
Definitely don't have to make that choice. She can make money and not be harassed. If it continues to happen file a complaint with HR.
walmartpaysme 15
Unless OP works at a small business. If you work in a small restaurant or a family owned business you might not have that option.
evilplatypus 39
Yes, you do. Harassment is harassment. If HR doesn't do anything, the law will.
walmartpaysme 15
You have to PROVE that he is sending the messages and hiring a lawyer costs thousands or dollars. You can't just go file a police report and hope they will do something because they won't.
swankmrpancake 8
Is it just me or does anyone else notice that the majority of people on FML seems to offer the easiest way out of the situation?
evilplatypus 39
24 - Seeing as he's sending electronic messages, there will be an electronic footprint left behind. The proof is rather easy. As for lawyers, they're not necessary. Why does everyone seem to think you always need a lawyer?
gracehi 33
35 is right. If she were to file criminal harassment charges, the city or state would provide a prosecution lawyer.
SirCharles83 13
I would mention in passing that youre gay. No more creeper, keep the job.
awkward_gothlady 32
Unless he's a really homophobic creeper...
BeforeItWasCool 12
It's simple. Block him on Facebook and casually mention that you've deactivated your account in conversation with him so he's not offended. He never has to find out you blocked him. It's really just common sense.
biggestfan23 11
#27 it's just you
arniepalmer 4
That's the employee and boss relationship they all want.
Aug1508 9
I hope OP wasn't completely rude to the boss cause he will be mean to OP. or I hope the creepy boss doesn't start hitting on Op. I think this might be awkward for both of them.
supbabes 0
Work almost always sucks. And 9 times out of 10 your boss is an asshole.
hama806 19
Just delete or block him. I'm guessing you need your job OP, so tell him you're not on the website anymore and leave it at that.
emilyjgraham 34
actually a lot of bosses don't suck and work doesn't always either. I'd say wait a few weeks to see if he sends them again. he might stop now you work with him, if not contact his boss!
mitchestate 6
Maybe he thinks you're quality pen pal material hhahaa Na you're screwed, shut it down
TheDragonWarrior 5
Leave fast OP, this is starting to sound like one of those you die in the end cus of creepy people you know scenarios.
Myo_fml 20
I've never heard of that scenario before.
cawoods 1
Spam him.
Feared 9
Yeah. Force him to eat canned ham. That'll show him!
swankmrpancake 8
Sometimes I cover myself in spam then put bread on top of the spam and pretend I'm a sandwich. Sometimes for a little twist I add mayo too!!
gc327072 31
23- cool story bro.
Welshite 40
#40: I don't know about you, but that seems kind of epic.
swankmrpancake 8
I may have to try that but instead I'll use Cesar salad dressing cuz being Cesar is way better then Italian!!
123man 11
It would be silly to quit. It's Kentucky - your chances are very high that anyone you work with will be creepy and weird.
PaulB123 11
Hey if you play your cards right you could have a nice raise pretty soon!
bones_17 5
Sex is so powerful.
Brandi_Faith 34
Leafs Suck!
PaulB123 11
68- gee that's original! How did you think of that one!?
Greendaycheese 12
As long as he hasn't done anything, right? Maybe if it bothers you so much, talk to him about not contacting you on Facebook anymore?..
xalba 9
He has been creeping you this whole time, and now he has you working for him. Wow, I would quit ASAP, sounds to me as he has something planned and I would run. I'd rather be broke and washing my cloth with a bar of soap, Then work for that creeper.
bianchieiei 13
*than.Remember,then and than are totally different.
emilyjgraham 34
I agree with you but it's probably a coincidence, I mean someone higher up than him could have hired her unaware of the connection between the two. you're probably right but I thought I'd say it anyway!
xalba 9
54- thank you for the lesson, I am still new to the English language. If you ever want to learn another language let me know, maybe you will see how hard it is to remember all the rules :)
Ozuru 11
Exploit this, try to get a raise.
mario2012 18
No.
kamikrazy 6
Wonder how that will work...